Bigger is Better...?

Let's clear this up right here.  Guys, when we say that size doesn't matter, we're telling the truth.  Mostly.  What really matters is how you use it.  And other things.

Let's talk statistics again:

Did you know that only about 30% of women orgasm from vaginal-penile intercourse?  Hello, boys... this is why your lady always has a "headache".  Ladies, you need to speak up!  Go read Awwwwk-ward! and come back.

So, guys, size doesn't really matter.  To most of us, no matter how big and bad Krull The Warrior King is, unless he brings back-up, we aren't going to get there.  And, sadly, there are actually women out there who have never even had an orgasm.  What!?!  If this is the case, then that 103 number is making sense.

So, let's prepare Krull for the ultimate battle.  Not only will he need to be prepared for the cave, he should also know how to coax the dragon sitting outside.*  Please the dragon, and you've got yourself one very ecstatic princess.

Krull's best weapons:

• Foreplay.  Engage in it!  Seriously, let's get excited about sex!  It's not a chore (internal link to come... oh yes, we are going to discuss this!).  The more both parties are excited about it, the more relaxed you'll be, which will make it easier to orgasm.  We'll get deeper in this later. 
• Become a cunning linguist.  Dine at the Y.  Tip the velvet.  Oral sex is one of the best ways to achieve an orgasm for a woman, since most female orgasms are achieved through clitoral stimulation.  But, there are some do's and don'ts on both ends.  Don't just dive in without knowing what you're doing, or at the very least, some confidence.
• Give her a hand.  Clitoral stimulation during penile intercourse will definitely help out, but be gentle-ish.  Also, you can hit the G-spot on the inside and the out.  When pushing from the inside, press on the outside with the tip of your finger (or two)--think trying to touch tip to tip.  Be sure that your thrusts match your pushing.  Ohhhhmygod try this.  And, you may have to come up with some creative positions to get deep and angled right.  Missionary isn't gonna cut it unless you prop up her hips.  Let's get creative, people!  Try doggy-style or ladies on top.  Be ready for some serious explosions.
• Use tools.  Anything that stimulates the clitoris will cause some explosive orgasms during intercourse.  These aren't really necessary if you plan to get completely involved.  They just make things interesting.
• Get a map.  There are tons of books, etc. with descriptive information on how to do be creative.  A couple of my favorites are:
• Position of the Day  365 drawings of positions (I prefer drawings to photos, as I'm not comfortable with the full-on porn nature of those types).
• Ride 'Em Cowgirl! Sex Position Secrets For Better Bucking   This book is ahhhh-mazing!  Lots of information...

Happy Humping!




 *Thaaat's right, Krull=penis, cave=vagina, and dragon=clitoris.  Just in case you are ignorant to euphemisms and innuendos.